Posted 1 year ago
damnafricawhathappened:


Lana Del Rey - Ride

damnafricawhathappened:

Lana Del Rey - Ride

Posted 1 year ago

hitlervevo:

anon compliments out of nowhere 

image

Posted 1 year ago
Posted 1 year ago

gallifreyandemons:

chekhov:

In fifth grade we were making little clay statues and mine came out shitty so I left a big air pocket in it so it would explode when the teacher put it in the kiln and it exploded so hard it destroyed ten other kids’s statues and they were all on the verge of tears I thought it was really funny I still do

So you basically planted a bomb.

Posted 1 year ago

babybassdrum:

whisperintoass:

Muffy is such a virgin

they’re in grade 4

Posted 1 year ago

izzetheking:

izzetheking:

my fave movie is spy kids and  my mom uses it against me by asking me to do soemthing and if i dont want to do it she goes.. SPy kids take out the trash

and im ike

Damn it if i dont take out the trash then im not a spy kid so i have to go take out the trasjh

im 26

Posted 1 year ago

aangnog:

pick up line: please

(Source: terrakion)

Posted 1 year ago

thesteveoprojekt:

This is an accurate representation of tumblr late at night.

Posted 1 year ago
onlylolgifs:

averymonsen: Cereal won’t eat his Ryan Gosling.

onlylolgifs:

averymonsenCereal won’t eat his Ryan Gosling.

Posted 1 year ago
cazualsims:

It may or may not be my birthday today.

cazualsims:

It may or may not be my birthday today.

Posted 1 year ago

rhydonmyhardon:

*triumphantly pulls snapback out of top hat* do you believe in swagic?

Posted 1 year ago
Posted 1 year ago
senorpacman:


we see here the snake equivalent of ‘what the fuck’

 iCANT STOP LAUGHIGN. ITS LIKE THE SNAKE JUST IS LIKE“oh shit red thing get away u fuker TAKE THIAAAAAAAAAAAH NooOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”

senorpacman:

we see here the snake equivalent of ‘what the fuck’

 iCANT STOP LAUGHIGN. ITS LIKE THE SNAKE JUST IS LIKE
“oh shit red thing get away u fuker TAKE THIAAAAAAAAAAAH NooOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”